Black Friday in One Hour or Less

5:45 a.m. – Alarm goes off.  Hit snooze button.
5:54 a.m. – Alarm goes off.  Get up.
5:55 – 6:05 a.m. – Brush teeth, try to disguise bedhead, throw on clothes I wore last night.
6:10 a.m. – Leave house.
6:15 a.m. – Arrive at Lowe’s.
6:25 a.m. – Leave Lowe’s the proud new owner of these at approximately half of what the MSRP was.  (And not a Lowe’s over-inflated MSRP to make the discount look larger–I checked lots of other stores and even the Samsung web site.)

6:30 – Arrive at home.
6:35 – Change back into sweats and plant rear end on couch.

Boom.  Done.